Tag! You're it!

Hi there! HeadHen has tagged me, and this time, just for sheer mischief (thanks Annacond for the suggestion!) I will write the Meme as if from the evil PoshMum herself. She's far more interesting than me anyhow, as I'm sure you'd agree!

Broady, apologies, - I haven't done yours - will do, will do! I'm tagging (as their real selves, of course!) Libby at 'A Study of Schoolbooks and Shoes', Rivergirlie at 'Down By the River' and lovely Mel C. Morris.


Here we go:-

Three Things That Scare PoshMum
1) A meteor landing on Montreux Switzerland, thus halting all supplies of La Prairie forever.
2) Developing an incurable allergy to hair dye, (she’d sooner shave her head bald like Britney than reveal the grey).
3) PoshHusband mingling client and firm funds by mistake (and being struck off the Roll by the Law Society).

Three People Who Make PoshMum laugh
1) PoshHusband.
2) PoshHusband’s mother.
3) Her beta-mum arch enemy Dolores.

Three Things PoshMum Hates:
1) Her beta-mum arch enemy Dolores.
2) Failing to score those all-important tickets to Royal Ascot and Henley
3) Handsome shop assistants calling her ‘Madam’ and not ‘Miss’

Three Things On PoshMum’s Desk:
1) A pile of engraved invitations from PoshHusband’s public school pals
2) Frighteningly large credit card bills (stuffed into the secret drawer to be brought out at an appropriate moment).
3) Silver framed black and white photograph PoshMum and Hubby on their wedding day.

Three Things PoshMum is Doing Right Now:
1) The Beyonce maple syrup, lemon and pepper diet (only five more pounds to lose and she’ll be a size two!)
2) Her Kegel exercises (good for bladder control . . . . . and other things).
3) Watching America’s Next Top Model with Jerzy (while he does the ironing).

Three Things PoshMum Wants To Do Before she Dies:
1) Gate crash Puff Daddy’s summer party in the Hamptons
2) Instigate a discreet affair with either Prince Charles or Rod Liddle. (We love Chaz and Rod!)
3) Wear smaller jeans than Posh Spice and Nicole Ritchie.

Three Things PoshMum Can Do:
1) The splits, both side and Japanese (she was very popular in college!).
2) Nought to ninety in five seconds – even in her massively heavy Volvo X90
3) Flatter and beguile boring older men – handy at tedious office parties.

Three Things PoshMum Thinks You Should Listen To:
1) Vanessa Feltz on Radio London
2) Gut instinct
3) Your best friend’s shopping advice with regard to ‘mutton dressed as lamb’.

Three Things PoshMum Would Like To Learn:
1) The esoteric art of tying cherry stems into knots with just her tongue.
2) The secret of immeasurable wealth
3) How to remove pesky red wine stains from cream carpets.

Three Favorite Foods:
1) Oysters.
2) Champagne
3) Starbucks Café Latte with Soy Milk

Three Shows PoshMum Watched As A Kid:
1) Little House on the Prairie – she totally identified with Nelly Olson
2) Dallas – Everyone at school liked Bobby, but she preferred JR.
3) Charlie’s Angels – Farrah was her idol (that hair! Those flicks!). Farrah! What happened?!

Three Things PoshMum Regrets:
1) Slathering herself with coconut suntan oil and sitting in the sun for eight hours a day on holiday.
2) Coming to Botox late in life (prevention is better than cure!).
3) Her carefully concealed non-public school, working class origins.